Day Dreamer, Star Gazer, Life Maker

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5 things about me

1. I collect genie lampsfrom around the world
2. I own a piece of land in a forest in Scotland
3. My husband and I can legally title ourselves as Sir and Lady. We have the paperwork to prove it
4. I was named after my mums favorite doll
5. At 26 im a stroke survivor

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Wonder Weeks

Archie is now 3.5 months old and is a week into the latest leap. The only problem is that this developmental leap last up to 36 days and includes sleep regression… seiously I feel like a freaking zombie right now. He has been waking ever 2 hours from 7pm until 4am. Then at 4am he decides he wants to start the day… Im so sleep deprived its not funny and I still have another 30 days at least of this. well played wonder weeks… well played

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damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

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